"Hey fatty Juicing for weight loss? Everyone wants to have sex, fat people can't. You can have sex with other fat people, but who wants to do that? Juicing for weight loss might be the answer your looking for."
Hey fatty Juicing for weight loss?
Here are a couple more hilarities!
Juicing for Health is So Stupid
"When asked if your juicing, Say something cool. We have enough self indulgent wieners ruining the show"
Juicing Benefits for Morons
"Your Dumb as bricks, Your searching for a way to get healthier, but Yet your still dumb as bricks. We may have what you need or maybe not as we're not in the business of having things you need."
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